An unofficial education in reality.
Now Enrolling — First Class Drops October 31st
No accreditation. No academic standards to speak of. Just an elite, deeply unofficial education in being human.
DMU is here for that.
ABOUT DMU
Somewhere along the way, school taught you the circumference of a circle and skipped the stuff that actually keeps you up at night — why your heart breaks, why your brain won't shut up, why adulthood feels like everyone's faking it.
(a very small sample of our very serious studies)
Course
Curriculum
Turns out it's not a personality trait. Who knew.
Happiness 101
Advanced placement available for anyone who's already up at 2am.
Without Losing Your Mind… Completely
How to Become an Expert Worrier
You'll retake this one whether you mean to or not.
The Class That Keeps Repeating Itself
GRIEF 101
Prerequisite: none. Surprise: guaranteed.
a.k.a. The Part Nobody Put in the Brochure
The Truth About Life
You'll know if you're ready
For graduate students only.
Certificate in Bad-Assery
Syllabus subject to change, because life is the same way.
Full course catalog coming this Christmas.
Actually...you do have to fill out the form
*results and diplomas not legally binding
How to Enroll
Apply
Fill out the waitlist form. But no formal application. Write zero essays. You're already qualified — you've been human for years.
Show Up
Grab a seat. Grab a sanck. Get ready to learn!
Graduate*
Low standards. High spirits. Diploma optional, dignity intact.
Stop adulting alone.
We will review your application and get back to your shortly